Scoolteacher

This is what you wear if you are a cool schoolteacher, a.k.a., a. scoolteacher. I like to call the smile I am wearing "the retard." It's not offensive if you say it the way Zach Galifinakis says it in The Hangover or in a Boston accent like Sully and Denise from that SNL sketch where they are a high school couple who fight all the time and then make up (you know, get ready for a mouthful of Jostens!)

Why weren't Sully and Denise ever in any of the classes I taught?! Unfair.

Cowlneck Tee: L.A. Made via Ross, $5
Pleather Jacket: Loehmann's, $20
Skirt: Forever 21, $17
Boots: Target, $20