Let me tell you how to get minimal work done on a Monday: heavy accessories. This sends your co-workers the message that you and your limbs are important enough to be laden with heavy and expensive jewels, but because you are so important and worthy, your watch adds so much weight to your wrist that it is going to be difficult for you to lift your arm to answer the phone. The necklace I am wearing today is pretty heavy as well. It is so heavy that periodically throughout the day I sometimes question if I can continue wearing it, but then I look it and convince myself that I can stand the neck pain. My heavy accessories were a strategic move, as today was moving day at my office. I felt very prepared.
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| Unfortunately, the bottoms of these shoes are not real wood. If they were, I would have an excuse as to why it is difficult to walk. |
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Necklace: Vera Wang for Kohl's: $3
Dress: Glam via Finder's Keepers: $26
Shoes: Charlotte Russe via Plato's Closet: $10
Another habit of highly ineffective people is carrying a huge bag. A good test of a great bag is to see if it is still heavy with nothing inside it. As you can see, my bag is extremely heavy. It was difficult to get out the door. Which is a good excuse for being late.
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| Why is everything so heavy!? It's not my fault!!! |
Bag: Mulberry for Target, $45
As you can see, it is amazing I made it to my car this morning, much less to work. Monday's over!
1 comment:
That bag is so big. I almost thought you were an Olsen.
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